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A dog thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. . . They must be gods!"

A cat thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. . . I must be a god!"

--author unknown
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?



One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you can use to carry groceries.

nb: for some reason, I pity Michael Jackson rather than thinking he's evil, actually.

Also: "They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring." DOGS in an ELK. I will continue to provide true stories of animals in interesting places that are not planes as much as possible, because I feel like it.
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Told my boss I'm going to be leaving soon. Eh.

So far the dog I'm dogsitting has eaten clumps from the litterbox and pooped in my bedroom. (Luckily, my bedroom floor is tiled, so it doesn't really matter.) I can't really blame her--she's 15, poor old thing, deaf and nearly blind. I've known her since she was a puppy...wow, have I been in Baltimore that long? And today I saw a hypodermic syringe on the bus on the way home. Maybe it's time to head out of here.
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Yesterday at work I found a big, engorged tick on the stairway. It's been a long time since I've seen a tick.

"Burn it," my coworker suggested. "You have to do that--it's the only way."

"Nah, I can kill it..." stupidstupidstupid

*squish*

*splat*

*blood from the engorged tick squirts everywhere*


I'm really not sure what I was thinking.

Happy Saturday, everyone!

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