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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?



One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you can use to carry groceries.

nb: for some reason, I pity Michael Jackson rather than thinking he's evil, actually.

Also: "They're inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring." DOGS in an ELK. I will continue to provide true stories of animals in interesting places that are not planes as much as possible, because I feel like it.
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Yesterday at work I found a big, engorged tick on the stairway. It's been a long time since I've seen a tick.

"Burn it," my coworker suggested. "You have to do that--it's the only way."

"Nah, I can kill it..." stupidstupidstupid

*squish*

*splat*

*blood from the engorged tick squirts everywhere*


I'm really not sure what I was thinking.

Happy Saturday, everyone!

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