side note... can you get a friend or your roommate to help you out? cause i dont know abuot you, but i have no coordination. and so whenever i use my clippers i opt for the 1blade and try to even it out. but then i can't like shave my neckline or whatnot. cause that'd require a weird flexible and yet agile arm and understanding of left to right in a mirror.

and how bout accessorizing with hats :-p