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Nov. 17th, 2007 11:02 am"Mom, there are certain things some people don't like to discuss with their parents. And I would appreciate it if you'd respect that I am one of those people and this is one of those things."
--me, trying to get my mother to shut up about her neighbor (in Manhattan in the 1960s) who apparently would coat various parts of herself--parts that would not be shown on primetime or possibly even latenight TV-- with peanut butter so that her CAT would lick it off. It was kind of amusing the first time she mentioned it, but it's kind of disturbing when it gets brought up second and third and fourth times. I do not want to have a conversation centered around that with my mother (who can be both prudish and crass, depending on how the planets are aligned*, or so it seems--I mean, she gets into an uproar when women show cleavage on TV.)
*i.e. randomly
Actually, I like how I phrased that. I'll have to file that sentence away for inevitable future use.
--me, trying to get my mother to shut up about her neighbor (in Manhattan in the 1960s) who apparently would coat various parts of herself--parts that would not be shown on primetime or possibly even latenight TV-- with peanut butter so that her CAT would lick it off. It was kind of amusing the first time she mentioned it, but it's kind of disturbing when it gets brought up second and third and fourth times. I do not want to have a conversation centered around that with my mother (who can be both prudish and crass, depending on how the planets are aligned*, or so it seems--I mean, she gets into an uproar when women show cleavage on TV.)
*i.e. randomly
Actually, I like how I phrased that. I'll have to file that sentence away for inevitable future use.