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balmofgilead) wrote2007-05-17 06:41 pm
balmofgilead) wrote2007-05-17 06:41 pm
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Sometimes I wish it were possible to negotiate with my uterus. So far it's gone as follows:
U: Hey, I'm bored again. Let's mix things up!
M: But I was just getting used to the flash-flooding with no cramps. I liked that. I was even prepared for that. Don't I get a say here?
U: Uh, NO. *jams fingers in ears* Lalalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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...so not only have I been having conversations with my uterus, I'm giving it ears. Yikes. I'd be worrying that it means I'm crazy if it weren't so much fun.
U: Hey, I'm bored again. Let's mix things up!
M: But I was just getting used to the flash-flooding with no cramps. I liked that. I was even prepared for that. Don't I get a say here?
U: Uh, NO. *jams fingers in ears* Lalalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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...so not only have I been having conversations with my uterus, I'm giving it ears. Yikes. I'd be worrying that it means I'm crazy if it weren't so much fun.
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