Things that are not meals

Things That Are Not Meals:

• chocolate ice cream
• mint chocolate chip ice cream
• pie crust
• chocolate cake
• chocolate cake with a glass of lemonade
• white chocolate
• coffee

...yeah. Sometimes I'm not sure whether having a fast metabolism is a blessing or a curse. I guess it's a bit of both.

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*jams thumbs in ears*
lalalalalalalala

My mother is on the phone with my aunt bitching about intermarriage. 

For fuck's sake, can't she see that religion isn't the important quality in a spouse?  VALUES is what's important.