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Sometimes I wish it were possible to negotiate with my uterus.  So far it's gone as follows:

U:  Hey, I'm bored again.  Let's mix things up!

M: But I was just getting used to the flash-flooding with no cramps.  I liked that.  I was even prepared for that. Don't I get a say here?

U:  Uh, NO. *jams fingers in ears* Lalalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU
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...so not only have I been having conversations with my uterus, I'm giving it ears.  Yikes.  I'd be worrying that it means I'm crazy if it weren't so much fun.
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